Phelps

a-cute-anime-girl:

I saw this on fb last night and I laughed so hard no air came out

vittyyluvscookies:

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

idaresayihavetoomany:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

you need an award right now

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blueskytony:

WHO DID THIS

(via skyhighdaze)

youknowitssuik:

unclefather:

sacrifice her

This entire fucking site is on drugs

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thebr3akfasttclub:

russianbaae:

Me

girl-fightt

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"and God said
‘love your enemy’,
and I obeyed him
and loved myself."

خليل جبران ‎

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(via technicolor-vision)

trust:

bongfucker:

trust:

compliment me

barbecue sauce

thanks

(via makomaragi)

aysexual:

cardio??? is that spanish?????

(via caddy-smashing)

mishasminions:

just-a-little-snowflake:

intergalacticju:

opticallyaroused:

A Painting Made From Pieces of Glass

The most broken pieces can become a masterpiece

HOW

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